Two tips for watching “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides”

  • If you watch the movie in 3D, absolutely try to get seats in the middle of the cinema. The glasses make a dark movie even darker; there were scenes where I had to take them off to see anything at all.
  • Don’t throw pointed objects at the screen. You could hurt a member of the audience.

Warning: spoilers in the comments!

44 Responses to “Two tips for watching “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides””

  1. …Yeah, i dont see it in 3D but the movie is really good. buuuut the best guys died ever….why? -_-
    hm yeah, Gillette is still alive, but Theodore is dead or?. i havent seen it really, but i would be sure of it.

    • No, Iā€™m afraid both are gone, unless they returned as zombies and I missed it. Very disappointing.

      • GilletteFan Says:

        So Gillette and Mr. Groves both died? D’: I haven’t seen OST yet, but maybe I don’t want to if Gillette dies.

      • me too

      • AmyInThePond Says:

        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Why why why? Total suckitude! Fuck, I already bought the tickets! :,( I only go because I love Gillette and I love Damian O’Hare! :((( cOuld care less about pirates. First Norrington and now this!!! They really hate us, bb. Your review is A+++++ btw “On Stranger Rides” ahaha!

        OK who starts a petition? You got an address where we can complain? We want Gillette back or no more POTC. End of!

        • As a friend said: “They’ve taken us for a Disney ride”. The petition is a nice idea, but I’m afraid it won’t change anything.

          You got an address where we can complain?

          As tempting as it might be to send a dead skunk an angry letter to Disney, it’s probably not such a good idea. You could always send fan mail to Damian and let him know that you liked his work and that you’re sorry he’s gone.

          There will be other movies with Damian, let’s focus on them and leave OST behind.

          It’s nice to see people care, though. šŸ™‚

          • GilletteFan Says:

            I’m liking the skunk idea. =P Disney is being horrible to the navy fans. First Norrie, Beckett, Groves, Gillette…:'( Btw, how can I send fan mail? I’ve always wanted to. Oh, and how does Gillette die? By Blackbeard’s hand? Thanks for the reply!

            • If we had skunks here, I’d be tempted as well. šŸ˜‰

              How can I send fan mail?

              Everything is explained here on the website of Damian’s agent. Hope that helps!

              how does Gillette die?

              One of the Spanish soldiers stabs him in the back/knocks him down (it went so fast, it was difficult to tell). :-/

              • GilletteFan Says:

                Hehe, maybe I can find some skunks. =P Thank you! That explained everything. šŸ™‚ Oh my! *Gasps* That sounds so awful. I know I can’t see OST without sobbing now. I’m already sobbing so. =/ I can’t believe Disney could do this to us! šŸ˜¦ Thanks for your reply though.

  2. Glasgarten Says:

    I’m sad. Is he saying much? Is he much in the movie? I want to go but not if he’s not there or dead. šŸ˜¦

    Sorry for my English.

    • Most of the times Gillette is standing behind Barbossa and looks miffed. Not that I blame him; I’d be miffed as well if I had to work for Barbossa. He’s only got two or three lines, but in one scene, he’s snarky with Barbossa! šŸ˜€

  3. OptimusPrime Says:

    I liked OST but I love Gillette and Groves. THIS SUCKS! Disney, I am disappoint. ą² _ą² 

  4. zwaantje Says:

    bring gillette back!
    bring gillette back!
    bring gillette back!
    bring gillette back!
    bring gillette back!
    bring gillette back!
    bring gillette back!
    bring gillette back!

    thats me right now:

    • Ahahahaha! PERFECT! *high-fives*

      • zwaantje Says:

        OK I’ve seen it last night. I want my money back RIGHT NOW and I’m so angry you don’t how angry. I’ve been waiting for OST for months and we talked about nothing else and now THAT! What a mess and its not only Gillette and Groves though that’s the cherry on the s***cake. OST is a Lame McLamerson with an extra serving of lameness. OK missionary boy was hot. But what was his job?! Who would of thought that hes even more of a plank that Bloom hard as it is to believe. I’m angry Damian’s prettyness was wasted like that. We need more gorgeous gingers stat! I’ll never watch another POTC movie in my life unless Gillette and Groves return from the death and are made major charactes and take their shirts of. *pissed*

        • Ouch. I’m very sorry about that; I’m beginning to get second-hand guilt on behalf of the makers…

          We need more gorgeous gingers stat!


  5. GilletteFan Says:

    Thanks! *takes tissue* Hehe, you’re right. I’m going to be sitting her with my boxes (yes, I need multiple ones) of tissues and big chocolate bars. šŸ™‚ And thanks again! I will suggest to him staring in a film where his character does not get killed!

  6. By the way, what’s OST mean?

  7. So somebody need to edit the Pirate Wiki

  8. SO SAD

  9. GilletteLives Says:

    I’m still crying. Good movie but WHY WHY WHY did they have to kill our boys?! My Gillette!!! :((((( That ruined everything for me won’t watch it again. *cries*

    • GilletteFan Says:

      *hands over a tissue box* I thought the exact same thing! Theo and Gillette…*sobs* Besides for that part, I didn’t mind the movie but now I hate it and I agree that I won’t see it again!

      • I should have invested in Kleenex stocks… this is one of those cases where it’s best to put your fingers in your ears, sing lalala and convince yourself that the two were rescued by mermaids. fix!Fic for the win!

        • GilletteFan Says:

          I totally agree with you. My mom wants to go see it and I can totally see me singing with my fingers in my ears during the ending. =P Yes, mermaids need to rescue them! That would’ve been SO much of a better ending. šŸ™‚

    • I’m very sorry the movie was ruined for you and many other fans. On the other hand, it’s nice to see how many people cared about the character. To be honest, I’m floored by the reactions here, I didn’t expect that.

      I’m sure we’ll hear of a new project for Damian soon and can focus on that. šŸ™‚

      • GilletteFan Says:

        Ooo, new project? *immediately looks interested* Have you heard of any new project he might be starting? I’m dying to know!!! šŸ˜€

        • Nothing that I’d know of at the moment, no. But he’s always been busy working, so I’m sure there will be something. Positive thinking! šŸ˜‰

  10. GilletteFan Says:

    I just watched OST again (because a friend wanted to see it) and now I am going after the Kleenex all over again. =P But yes, positive thinking! *crosses fingers* Please let us know as soon as you hear he is working on something new. šŸ™‚

  11. Norrieo Says:

    So sad. I hope to see this movie on Saturday but hearing Gillette and Groves die makes me cry. How much more pain can we fangirls go through? I just got over Norrington’s death…sorta. (my baby!)…..

    • GilletteFan Says:

      *hands out tissues* I know exactly what you mean! I think they want to torture the fangirls. šŸ˜¦ I mean, they are going a bit overboard with killing off all the navy guys. šŸ˜„

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